The Racist 'Tard Strikes Again...

Yes, he strikes again... this time with threat of (get this!) legal assistance! [wait a minute! I thought we blocked him?? WTF eBay??!??]

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Dear [eBay Seller],

look here fucker.... you had better goddamn respond to my messages ive spoken to my lawyer, and he agrees that your camel jockey ass owes me 2 free cell phones. so you need to reply for my shipping info. i await a repsonse from you before i have your ebay acct. cancelled. ive done it before, ill do it again... FUCKING RESPOND. and DO NOT relist..

- [name removed]

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My wishful reply:

Dear Dipshit,

Now seriously, why do you persist in this pointless assault? What lawyer worth his salt (and his license) would tell you such nonsense? Now you've threatened us too??!?? Well, my dear.... we're filing a claim with eBay to get your account suspended.... so I guess you'll have to get your racist kicks somewhere else.

I am oh-so tempted to put your eBay user name up... but as much as I don't like my job, I kinda need it so I won't.

I wonder how many other people you're threatened and coerced into getting free shit? Unluckily for you, I don't take this shit lightly (like my boss seems to).

People like you make me sick.

Get a life, asshole.

Love,

Deena