Burnin' Holes in Mah Pocket!

Dear [eBay Seller],

Hello! i just submitted an offer for this phone and i put together all the money i can for it so that i can send the money today. i know you are very busy so i appreciate your time and consideration very much!!! your reputation preceedes you already because i have been referred to you by your customers. anyways, there is no hurry to send it but i can pay right away as i have the money now. i am afraid that otherwise i may end up spending it on something else especially if it burns a hole in my jeans. anyways, if you accept the offer, i will pay today and it is for a RED one please. you will see the offer and will you accept a paypal payment now? you can send it the slowest and cheapest route too. or by horse and buggy works! THANK YOU again for your time and help! have a GREAT Weekend/Mother's Day/Cinco de Mayo etc! Take care! From a NY girl myself (White Plains...Brooklyn...LI; Stony Brook for some classes mostly, then CA???! Dont ask! Ha! I MISS HOME! Most Sincerely, [name removed]

- [crazy ass customer]

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...ooook, then. Talk about bad money management skills... and crazy, to boot. I for one am GLAD this customer has relocated, because she seems like the type to pop up here. We've had a few customers pop up here... hilarity ensues, I tell ya. Maybe another time I'll share that :P

Oh. The customer ended up buying the phone.... stay tuned, as I have a feeling we might hear back from her...