Hooked on Phonics?

This one of those emails I had to re-read a few times.

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Subject:     cell phone

I recived a non working cell phone .if you had told me that it didn?t work I would not have wasted my time.I will now have to buy one from a virison store because I cant be without my phone.I would like a full refund fore this misledding imfo about your cellphone.

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...yeah. What they said.