Creepy Foreign Guys are the Worst :/

Customer: Deena! Most beautiful lady! Did you get my return?
Me: Umm, and you are...?
Customer: [name edited]! Don't you remember me?
Me: Ah yes, of course! [of course I did. He was a pain in my ass since before he'd even RECEIVED his damn phone] You're inquiring about your return?
Customer: according to the tracking number, you guys received it yesterday!
Me: Oh, I'm processing returns today, so---
Customer: [cuts me off] you said you would call me as soon as you got it! Why you not call me? I was looking forward to hearing your beautiful voice. You sound tired today, did you get enough sleep? I'm just kidding, you beautiful lady who sounds like she had a good breakfast
Me:....uh, uh....
Customer: yes, yes. So when will it be processed?
Me: ...I'm processing returns today. I'll email you when it's done.
Customer: Thank you Deena! You are the most beautiful lady! God bless you, I shall hear from you soon, yes?
Me:...yeah, I'll email you when your return is processed.
Customer: Thank you! [says something in what sounds like French and hangs up]