If I Kiss Your Ass, Can I Return These Items?

Dear Customer Service,

Thank you so much for getting these phones to me so quickly.  You are awesome!!
Well done.

I on the other hand seem to have screwed up.  I did not read the fine print and
assumed that at the price shown that that I was purchasing just the phone.  Well I
made an ass out of myself.  IDtenT.
I inadvertently ordered 3 too many wall chargers for my phones.  Is there any
recourse, any way to return these?  This is totally my error; but $30 is almost
another phone!  Please advise me on what is the best thing to do.

Thank you for your excellent service and for your time and efforts on my behalf.

Take care,
[name removed]
"There is no right way to do a wrong thing"

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That is exactly the way I got the email; the formatting is the same and everything.

Oookay, then.

In the listing for each phone, it clearly states that the phones come with (at minimum) the phone, charger, and battery. Most people who sell used phones sell them with these necessary accessories.

The common problem with my customers? They don't fucking READ. If this customer would have taken 30 seconds out of his time to just even SKIM the goddamn listing, he would have seen a bulleted list (in bold!) with what came with the phone.

At least he had the decency to be polite (and funny!)... aaaand a little ass kissing never hurts either :P