I Wanna Shitch My Phone

Subject: return my phone

I wish to return this phone is very bulky, and out of date if it cannot be returned
I would rather shitch it for a black berry this phone takes for ever just to get it
to turn on it is very heavy and not ser friendly not at all what I expected

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....Yeah.

Dear customer:

Well, if you don't know proper spelling/syntax/punctuation/grammer, how the hell do you know the phone is out of date??? Especially since the phone is "not ser friendly" to you? You bought a phone that is less than two years old... that's as modern as most of out phones go.You think a more "modern" phone would be better for you? Nah, I think you should keep what you have. You'd be better off with a simple phone like a RAZR (or if you're old, a Jitterbug). Leave the Blackberrys and smartphones for people who can actually *use* them :P

Love,

Deena