Friday, July 30, 2010

You Guys Suck and, and---DIE!!!

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Ever heard of ResellerRatings.com? If not, you should check it out. 

It's a site where you can rate different websites and comment on service, efficiency, etc.

Our averaged score: 7.89. 

Shocking really. 

I'll freely admit it, we sell shitty phones. I mean, not ALL of them are shitty, but our rate of returns is higher than 10%. 

Anywho, I get a notification whenever a customer posts a rating. I got this gem in this morning and thought I'd share:

"this company sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do not buy from here unless you want your purchase to be your new paperweight.  

My phone doesnt work that I bought. No reception, no signal.

How bout a refund?  Nope, they dont do refunds.  Only trades when you pay for the
shipping both ways.  I can almost buy another phone for the shipping costs.

This stupid company needs to be shut down and the owners SHOT!"


A little extreme, don't you think? Shit... I've been angry dealing with companies before, but I would never write such a thing about them. That shows your maturity/sanity level right there. If I was another customer reading that, it wouldn't deter me from buying from that company... I'd think it was an asshole disgruntled customer and still give the company a chance. 

This review didn't get posted successfully because the person didn't provide a valid order number [one thing about RR I like; they make sure it's a real customer and not some wanker trying to be an asshole] but I bet you dollars to donuts the fucker never:

  1. tried to contact us. If they would have, they would have known that we accept returns within 30 days of purchase, which leads me to...
  2. Read the damn website. We clearly state that we have a 30 day return policy AND we don't cover return postage to us in the event of a return.
  3. Contacted their service provider. Most problems of the sort s/he said they were having are carrier issues that can be resolved without returning the phone.
I swear I'll never understand these Crazy ass customers....

Thursday, July 29, 2010

What's up?/You're Right...

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Subject: u6 pebl (orange)
Sent: Sat, July 24, 2010

I ordered the phone over a week ago, what's up?  I never got an acknowledgement with an order number.
[stupid customer]

RE: u6 pebl (orange)

Dear customer:

Please respond with an order number (can be found on original shipping
label, or in any automated email from us. It looks like: XXXXXXXXX),
the email address used to make the purchase, and your full name.

This will enable us to better assist you.

Thanks,
Customer Service

Re:  u6 pebl (orange)

 I never got an
acknowledgement with
an order number

[stupid customer]

 note: His email was formatted like this. I don't know why....

Yeah… I looked for him by name and found his order (which was placed on Monday of this week, mind you):

RE: u6 pebl (orange)

Dear customer:

We have shipped your item via and It takes 2-4 business days for you to receive it from then. You can track this by visiting www.usps.com or by simply googling the above number. Bare in mind this is a delivery confirmation number and may only update once delivered to your location or state.

Thank You

Customer Service

Subject: Re: u6 pebl (orange)

Bad News.

I had ordered this over a week ago.  When I sent a follow-up inquiry we weren't able to align our information.
So I figured the order hadn't gone through and I ordered another one which was shipped yesterday.
Now I'll have 2 (presuming they both arrive.
Not happy about that.

[stupid customer]

RE: u6 pebl (orange)

Dear customer:

That was the only order you had in our system, which was made on Monday.

Thank you,

Customer Service

RE: u6 pebl (orange)

Sorry, you're right and I was wrong.  Somehow or other my order a week ago for the orange phone never got processed; I was afraid I was going to get two phones.
Thanx

[stupid customer]
 

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