Why My Order Was Denied??

 Juuust got this one in this morning!


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Subject: why my order was denied

Just curious as to why my order was denied. The funds are there i would really like
an explanation. Thank you

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Here's the response I wish I could write:

Dear Customer:

Your payment was denied because you're a broke motherfucker. Seeing that this is the case, I can understand why you would want to purchase a used/refurbished phone from my company.

In my humble opinion, I am GLAD your order was denied. You seem like one of those really annoying customers who will end up emailing after you get your phone asking me how to use it, or why your SIM card doesn't fit when you ordered a Verizon phone (!).

So! This worked out for the better, I assure you.

When you get some money, I suggest hiking out to whomever your service provider is and getting a "free" phone from them and getting locked into a two year contract so I (hopefully) never have to see you order from us again.

Thanks!

Deena