Throuugh Your Own BS in There

Happy new years folks!

I'm so sorry about the lack of posting. The holiday season came and whoosh! I was busy as a bee!

Then I got lazy.

No worries! I now have enough emails to post for at least a month straight! *yayyyyy*

Alright, enough chit-chat! You came to read about those Crazy Ass Customers, right?

[Please note that nothing was changed in this email. All grammar, syntax, and spelling are in its original form. Like I'd change such a gem!]

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Subject: samsung

u sent me the omnia with old software, verizon wont upgrade it, and i takes over an hour on there slow network, witch i keep loosing connection. i got screwed again. products should only be shipped with the newest software . not sure how i will proseed, looking in to att. really getting tired of all the bs on a phone. bill gate, verizon, and samsung. shit u should throuugh your own bs in there.  any thing for a buck. kurt

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(For once) this wasn't our fault. We don't update the software, we just sell the crappy phones. Tough shit for you, buddy. Although I *did* think him lumping us in with Bill gates and Verizon pretty funny, this was just...no. NO.

I'm all for ranting and raving, but here are a few pointers for you, dear:

1. Use your spell check: It's your friend! At the very least it will help make you a little bit more understandable... at least spelling-wise. Just saying.
2. Do your research #1: If you're gonna reference famous people, get their names right. Oh, and proper nouns are ALWAYS capitalized.
3. Do your research #2: If you're busying a used/refurbished phone, you should make sure to Google it. Find out more information about it; such as if there is a current software release, will your carrier update it for you/can you update it yourself, what data plans (if applicable) are needed...etc. These kinds of issues account for almost HALF of my daily phone calls.

Hope you all learned something from these tips :)